Ashes are to be Scattered

Boy, that's gonna hurt in the morning. How do you come back from that? Hat's off to the Aussies for coming back so strong and hard.

So Freddie & the Dreamers will go down in history as being the worst Test side in the history of the game. The question that Shane Warne asked Paul Collingwood (who was sledging him) whilst smashing the England attack all round the ground sums it all up: "So, you got an OBE? Was that for scoring 7 runs at the Oval?"

And KP's new nickname, Figjam, says it all. Figjam is an acronym, by the way, which stands for "Fuck I'm Good...Just Ask Me!"

And a slanging match seems to be what England resorted to, but even there the Aussies have out done us totally.

No point licking wounds. Move on. Accept that we were poorly prepared, played poorly & went there looking for a drawn series. Cowards. And we still have the ODI Series to get further beaten to a more mushy pulp. What's the betting Freddie comes home in the next couple of days....they can't let him captain the ODI side as well. One thing is certain: no hero's welcome for Freddie.